Saturday, December 31, 2011



Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Who's awesome? You are!

In these troubling times, with global warming, wars, financial crises, and other stuff that's going in the world, it's easy to forget the small things in life. So I'm just making this post to remind you guys that you're awesome. Cheers.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Dat shit Cray - The story

First of all, I apologize for this update being so late. It took some time and effort to translate and text and video and I've been busy with other stuff. But here it is!

Since the bender spawned over three days I'm jut going to break it up into several pieces and bring up the most fun stuff that happened.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Dat shit Cray

I'm working on a post about my last weekend. It was an never ending party from Thursday to Saturday and I got some fun bits in it to share. Until then, enjoy this "Cray Approves" picture.

(All clothes and accessories are worn for fashion only and is not a political statement.)

Friday, December 2, 2011

Salt on water melon

Japanese people put salt on their water melons. Apparently it makes them taste sweeter?

Tuesday, November 22, 2011


So I was thinking about what i should write about. School has been hectic and that was a lie. It's not been hectic at all. It's just me being lazy. Anywho, when I was sitting here thinking about things to write about, i had a flashback to a drinking game I invented. So I'll just tell you about it. Btw, It's not a game for sensitive persons.

There are some things you have to think about before starting this game. You should know the players pretty well. And you can't hold back.

So the first thing you have to do is place everyone in a ring. Then you just go around the ring and tell the person next to you the absolute worst quality about them. Like, if a guy is fat, you call them fat. If someone got ugly clothes, you tell them. And it goes on like that. If you can't think about anything, someone will yell "direction change" after a while and you go around the circle in the other direction. And you must drink every time... well all the time really. But some musts are when someone starts crying, leaves the room, gets mad or punch someone.

Like I said, it's not a game for sensitive persons, but it's fun as hell. Until you get punched.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Kitty loves food!

Damage Control

Hello y'all. It is now Monday! And my lungs are burning.  It literary feels like there's fire in there when I try to breathe. Probably shouldn't be smoking when I feel like this. Or smoke more, can't really decide.

Anywho, I've had somewhat of a drunk weekend. Since I passed some project we did and had some time and money over, I decided to go out, have some fun. This turned into a three day bender. And it could've been better.

It started off with getting a nice whiskey from the local liquor store. And that's kinda where my memory fails me. The things I do remember is that i got over to my friends place, got really drunk, ended up in another part of town, woke up, got a lift back to my friends place again, where we ate a shitload of cheeseburgers. Next thing I knew it's 5 pm in the afternoon and I'm hung over like a bitch.

So we started drinking again. The problem was that by the time I was up and running again, one of my mates had already passed out. Like 10-11 pm. Damn light weight. So the obvious thing to do at this point was to stack everything we could find in his apartment on him, including another guy, and then remodel his home.

Then a bunch of other stuff happened.

Well, that's it for me, gonna try to sleep off this cold and hope that I can get up in the morning. Important college meetings and fun stuff like that. Be well all.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Two good looking cats.

Recently, I bought a camera. It's all black, and new and cheap and stuff. So I figured that the best way to test it out is to annoy the shit out of my cats. Sadly, they didn't seem to mind me taking photos of them. Perhaps they're as egocentric as I am?

Internet down

My internet is down. That's why I'm not updating. Should be fixed soon. Got a new camera. And a lot of things to write about. So expect some nice posts when I'm up an running again. And a lot of more pictures of cats.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Bathroom surpise

So I was going to the kitchen just recently. Was going to get some food to settle my upset stomach after another night of heavy drinking. And then I notice one of my cats standing completely still, watching the bathroom, like he's in predator mode. And I'm like "wtf?" and go to check out what he's staring so intensely at.  I get into the bathroom and can't identify anything abnormal in there. And then something HUGE and FLYING came at me like a fucking death projectile. And it scared the shit out of me. The flying thing of terror continued its flight into the rest of the apartment where it narrowly avoided death by cat. It took about 15 minutes to get it into safety and released. Fun stuff.
Just look at those claws!
In other news, had some fun yesterday, but that'll have to wait until I find the photos/videos of it. But I can give you some spoilers and say that a lot of alcohol, and a tattoo machine, was involved.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

My phone hates me.

I just got home from another wonderful day in college. It's like the school stuff never ends. But at least we got to change it up a bit.

First point of the day was to do some marketing research for a paper that I'm writing together with two other guys from my class. So the plan was to meet up in the center of the city to ask people about their shopping habits and such at around 9:30. I was late. And I'm the guy living literary 3 minutes from the meeting spot.  Somehow my phone had decided to die during the night for no apparent reason. So when I finally woke up at about 9:15 it took about two seconds to go into panic mode. But they didn't seem to mad about it. The whole questioning thing took like 90 minutes. Might not seem that much but this is Sweden we're talking about here. Our freezing weather means that we have to be constantly moving so that we don't die from hypothermia. And keep an eye out for stray polar bears. They've become more of a nuisance in later years. I blame global warming. 

And I'm not doing this anymore. Writing about my day I mean. I can't even type the text out without throwing something about frigging polar bears in there to make it even remotely interesting. We all know that school is pretty damn boring to talk about. It's like listening to someone talking about their work. And I know I for one hate that. Couldn't care less. The only exception here is if it's a pretty girl doing the talking. Then I'm fine with it.

Well since this post doesn't have anything of real value, please enjoy this random link:

And this one:


Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Market Research

As you all know, I'm currently enrolled in some economics classes in college. And we learn all kinds of stuff, ranging from how to read a company's balance thingie to awesome marketing techniques. So I decided to put some of this new found knowledge to the test and apply it to my blog. Because you know what they say: "Utan spaning ingen aning!" And if you don't, google it.

Anywho, after doing some extensive research of the market, which is to say that I checked out the ten most popular blogs on another site, I've come up with that I'm doing this all wrong. Here's a list of the things that needs improving.

  • Pictures: Something that I've noticed is that you should have at least 2 pictures per post. The bigger the better. People don't like to read. They want to see pictures. Of blond girls with boobs.
  • Gender: I'm the wrong gender. I need to fix that somehow. I was thinking something like implants and a wig. This alone should boost traffic with 300%
  • Text (style): Text should be kept to a minimum. And no spelling is allowed. In fact, some post don't have any text at all!
  • Text (content): It's kind of hard to have any content at all since there's nothing written. But in the odd occasion that someone has written more than one sentence it's usually about bashing people that are different. Feminists love to do this. And there's a surprisingly large amount of feminist blogs on the internet.

So the conclusion here is that I need to write less, be mean to random groups of people when I do write something, unlearn how to spell, have a shitload of more pictures and change gender. I think my blog will look something like this in the future:

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Link of the day: Portal

Fast link of the day. Anyone who's played the portal game will should like this.


Just open that baby, put your browser in fullscreen, sit back and enjoy.

For you non-portal players out there... guess you'll have to wait for my next post. Sorry.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011


I'm really struggling to come up with something to write about. My past week has pretty damn uninteresting. This doesn't mean that I haven't done anything. Just that it's stuff that I really don't care writing about. I doubt you guys want to hear about my latest school assignment or how I handle a normal migraine attack. Then again, there's more prescribed morphine involved in one of those than most persons get in a year. I might do a migraine post some day when I got it fresh in my memory. The thing about pain is that it's the worst thing in the world when you're experiencing it but it's hard to remember how it actually felt once it's over.

Anywho, just writing to let you, my loyal fans, out there know that I am in fact not dead. And in normal filler fashion, I'm giving you some nice YouTube clips.

Bill gates is jumping over a chair! Best clip on the internet to this day.

That guy never cease to amaze me. Creating microsoft, jumping over chairs, what can't he do?

Actually, I don't think I can top that one. Be well y'all.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Today I failed as a man.

So I was in school right. I'm in school a lot nowadays. Just doing schooly stuff like coming up with new ways to extend sentences so that I can fill up those 10 pages of work I have to do without actually doing any research. It's not that hard really. Take this sentence:

I enjoy pie.

It does it job of informing you that I like pie. It's short, concise and gets the job done. Now if I'd write it in a school paper it'd look something like this:

Something I truly enjoy here in life, in ways of food, is one of those things you often can buy in restaurants after a meal. You can even make them at home if you got the skill and know-how. I am of course talking about the wonderful invention called pie. 

Those two sentences basically says the same thing. The difference thought is that one sentence consist of three words while the other got over 50 in it. Another thing I've learned is that graphs and tables makes it look like you've written a lot more than you've actually have.

That's half a page right there.

Anywho, about the whole "failing as a man thing". Me and me mate went have some lunch. So I decided to order a nice hamburger with fries. I could make the rest of this post about how ridiculous long I had to wait for my food to get done. But I wont. I'm just happy that I got it before the polar caps melted and thus flooding the place since I didn't bring my swimsuit with me. So I get the food right. And it wasn't bad. Some nice fries, juice burger and all that. But I couldn't finish it. After eating half of it I got that feeling you usually get after eating a whole pizza. At that point I went through the five stages of grief.

First came denial. I thought to myself "you can do this! It's just a burger. You can't be full yet!" 
Then anger: "I paid for this burger and I will well damned eat it!" 
After that came bargaining: "What if I start of with the french fries and lead my way up to it? Then it'll be okay right? Right?"
Depression: "I don't even care anymore about anything. What's the point?"
And last acceptance: "It's going to be okay. I'll just get another burger another time and eat the whole thing. It's no big deal."

God damn burgers.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

'Cause the music makes me feel like you...

...when I see that look on your face. Ok, so imagine this people. You're in a great mood. Dubstep out of this world is playing so loud that things are falling down from shelves three rooms away. You take a sip of your whiskey and it goes down your throat like liquid gold. Made from barley, awesome and win. As the whiskey burns in your stomach you get the feeling that nothing could be better in this world. In fact, it's beautiful, awesome and perfect.

This is me right now. I just got out of the shower, I'm cleanly shaved. I'm dressed in denim and I'm feeling awesome. The only thing I need to find now is my hat and this night will indubitably be as awesome as I feel right now.

This is what dreams are made of.

If you came here looking for the lyrics for Modestep - Feel Good I'm truly sorry. This is just my blog. You can find the lyrics over here thought: Modestep - Feel Good lyrics!

Friday, September 30, 2011

Worst day this month

This day has to be the worst day I've experienced in a long time. It's starts out with me oversleeping. So i have to hurry to get dressed and get on my way to college. Now, my college got a lot of entrances. It's standard procedure for colleges really. The more entrances, the cooler the college. So naturally I chose the one closest for me which also happens to house some artsy class high school thing in the same building. Standing just outside the entrance, I take my last puffs of my cigarette when this fat high school teacher bitch comes out and is all like "You can't smoke inside 15 meters of the entrances.". So I stand there, looking at her with an raised eyebrow, while finishing off my smoke. I throw it to the payment next to me and put it out and then starts jabbering on again. "You know, there is an urn over..." But on the "over" I had already walked pass her and through the door. I could hear finishing her sentence, "... there you can throw it in", behind my back in that voice you get when you know nobody is listening to what you're saying.

I proceed with working with my work group, trying to do something productive, when I can feel a migraine attack sneaking up on me. They're kinda like feral predators. They don't look so dangerous from afar but when they're close enough they pounce, digging their nine inch steel claws into your head. So I tried to wrap things up so that I could go home.

I get home and find that I'm out of my morphine-based prescription painkillers. So I swallow some of the useless over the counter stuff and try to get some sleep. Not the easiest thing when it's like 1 p.m.

Oh well, shit happens. Hopefully I won't have a crippling pain tomorrow so that I can spend some of my hard earned cash on whiskey. And drink it. Be well everyone.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

6 a.m - Awake

Well it's 6 a.m and I'm awake. It's not so bad tho since I woke up at around midnight. My sleeping patterns have gone to hell. Anywho, I'm looking forward to an excellent day to come. A full day of college stuff. And the first time wearing my wool coat for the year. God I love that thing. It's like it was designed with me in mind. If I were God, that coat would be my human.

In other news, not much going on. Measured my IQ on and got a nice 135 points. Not really that surprising. With great looks comes great minds. Or something like that. Anywho, you should check it out, it's always fun to do test like these. And if you get more than 110 you can always brag about it. But i'd advice you to hide them results if you get anything below 80. With fire.
Talking about fire, do any of you guys smoke? And if so, what brand? Me, myself, prefer the brand John Silver. Filter free if I can get a hold of them otherwise I'll just settle with the normal once. They have a rather strong tase and are more rough than the Marlboro brand. Almost similar to Prince but with a much better flavour.

So smokers, what do you smoke? Non-smokers, why don't you smoke?

Friday, September 23, 2011

Assigment done.

Well I'm done. Ended up at almost exactly 1200 words so at least my predictions were right. I must say that writing official documents is very different from any other type of writing. I always neglect to remember the insane amount of reading that goes along with it. And with insane reading i mean speed reading ten pages of summaries. But still, the reference checking while blogging is almost nil. Sure, I do google some when I write my blog as well, but that's mostly word usage and such so I don't come across as completely stupid.

Anywho, with that done I'm more or less free for the next five days. Gonna see if I can get some fun adventures going to tell you guys about later. Or just stay home and watch TV. I haven't really decided yet. Need to get around making those fan ficts I mentioned earlier a reality as well. I know you all are waiting to hear more about Harry and his "wand" ;)

Thursday, September 22, 2011

All nighter - 6 am.

I decided to stay up this night to do some assignment for college. I'm not really that pressed for time, since it's not due for another day, and I could've started earlier than 2:30 am. But something that I've realized this evening is that writing about stuff you don't care about is really, really, boring. Like seriously. The thing is that the assignment isn't even that hard. I'm suppose to write 3 pages in News Time Roman, 12 pt, with the a line space of 1.5. That's an estimated 800-1200 words. By reading this far you've read 102 words. That took me about 5 minutes to write. And yet I don't even have 500 words on that damn paper. A paper I've had staring at me for roughly four hours now. But then again, it might be the fact that during that time I've had two smoke breaks, three coffee breaks, watched three episodes of Wilfred US (Awesome show btw!), taken a shower and shaved.

I might have ADD. In other news: I don't have many other news! I've spent most of my days chilling, going to school and similar boring stuff like that. So no real adventure to speak of. I do have a question tho. When is it OK to wear a wool coat? I mean, it's getting kinda chilly out, but not that chilly. I don't think i got any good picture of it... unless...

I don't know why I add these things.

I guess the picture doesn't help much. This was 277 words.

Edit: Come on guys, i was asking about the coat, not the hat >:$

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Harry Potter X Twilight fanfics?

I was thinking the other day about popular media. My exact thoughts went something like "This shit is huge. How do I cash in on this?" After careful consideration it finally hit me. Harry Potter fanfics! Of the erotic kind. I mean, the sexual innuendo is already there. All you have to do really is exchange wand with wang. And I got enough sexual encounters to accurately describe the more intimate parts. Sure, I'll have to wing it when it comes up to Harry snuggling with Malfoy while Ron is holding a magical camera. And down many glasses of alcohol. But it'll totally be worth it. Throw in some sparkling vampires and a couple of justin beibers in there and the teenage girls will flock to my fanfic site by the millions! Perhaps even billions!

"Oh Harry, please be gentle with my wand"

So what do you guys think? Best idea ever or what?

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Hello again

Well, I totally loved the format on my last post, so I think that I'll stick with it for a while. It's actually surprisingly easy to write small bursts of text. Don't worry though, if something fun happens in my life I'll totally commit to a full blown post about it.


I think I got prosopagnosia. It's this condition that makes you unable to recognize faces. God knows that's a problem for me. I can't tell one face from another even if it'd save my life. So I compensate with remembering peoples hair, body type and body language instead. It can be very akward if people get a haircut...


The first thing I notice when I talk to people are their eyes. And sometimes that can be the only thing I remember. It can casue some fun conversations.
Friend: "Do you remember that Jonna girl from last week?"
Me: "That's the girl with blue eyes with a bit of brown around the pupils right?"
Friend: "Er... what?"
Me: "What?"
Friend: "Nevermind..."


I've always been a dog person. They're easy to handle and always more or less happy. And they always like to share food. Cats never do that. They're all like: "Meat? You expect me to eat meat? What's wrong with you?" Damn cats.


I found a spider the other day. Or rather, the spider found me. I was lying in my bed reading when this big black thing showed up on my book. In my bed. Doing it's thing. I supressed my first instinct to freak out and jump out the window and captured it. I later released it in the hallway outside of my apartment. He's my neighbours problem now.

That's today's thoughts yall. I'm going back to playing Fallout: New Vegas now. Or studying. Who knows.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011


I'm going to try something new and just share random stuff that goes through my mind some times.


I missed a class yesterday. Due to migraine. Asked about it today in school. Apparently I hadn't missed much. We then did some school stuff. It was ok.


I got nothing against cats. I think they're pretty cool actually. All soft and purring and stuff. But they're god damn poop machines. I don't know how they do it. How can they create so much poop when being so small. They don't even eat that much. But somehow they manage.


Some say that I'm too narcissistic. I'd say that I'm not narcissistic enough. I mean, the way I look, I should be a model or something. Upping sales for boxers or be a living poster for good genes. But I'm just too humble. The world isn't ready for my beauty in the mass media. People would go crazy. Men with jealousy and women with lust. 
I'm just not ready to live in a post-apocalyptic world just yet.


The joker from the black knight said it best: "Why so serious?"
Some people are just way to serious. Like all the time. It can't be healthy? I'm more happy-go-lucky guy. I just don't care that much about trivial stuff. It's like my number one saying here in life, well right after "If you're hungry; Eat". It goes something like this: "Det löser sig." Which roughly translates to:
 "It'll be fine"


Well that's all for today. I should carry a notebook with me to write these small things down. Or perhaps one of those recorder thingies. But that'd make me look like a tool. Anywho, be well everyone.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Blog awards.

I've recently been awarded some blog award thingies. Courtesy of  Mai Yang. So I guess I'll just follow the rules and pass it along. I don't really got the time nor energy to do both the liebster and sunshine awards in different posts so I'll just merge the two together.

The rules for the sunshine awards are these:
1. Thank the person who gave you this award and write a post about it. 
2. Answer the following questions.
  • Favourite Colour: Green 
  • Favourite Animal: Dragons 
  • Favourite Number: 143967 
  • Favourite Drink: CocaColaTM 
  • Facebook or Twitter: Neither 
  • Your passion: Being awesome 
  • Giving or getting presents: Neither 
  • Favourite pattern: ...what? 
  • Favourite day: Friday 
  • Favourite flowers: Dandelion
    3. Pass it on to ten fabulous bloggers and send them a message to let them know.

    And the rules for the liebster award are these:
    1. It should be spread to five bloggers
    2. Thank and link back to the sender
    3. Bloggers followers must be less than 200
    So I'll just nominate my 10 favorites then in no particular order.

    A nice guy with a nice blog. He even drew an awesome picture for me once. Good times.
    Mark is an excellent writer and storyteller. Perhaps even better than me. Truly a blog worth checking out.
     Music and music only here at crazyneo. Well written and enjoyable.
    Sub-radar mike writes about some of the most epic tunes I've ever heard. I don't know how he does it, but he manages to find fresh, new songs almost everyday that's just like mental orgasms. 
    Short enough to be fun to read.

    Well that's good enough for me. Would've added five more blogs but i'm just to damn lazy. But you know, if I comment on your blog, it means i love it ;) Oh, and a special mention to my sister Mathilda. Her blog isn't that good or fun to read. And the pictures are pretty bad. And it's in the wrong language. But hey, at least she's trying! ;)

    In other news: I just cut my hair. By myself. It looks awesome. Over and out.

    Saturday, September 10, 2011

    7 am

    I don't know why i'm up at 7 am. Drank like 70 cl of whiskey yesterday. Or 28 units. And I'm not even feeling that bad. A bit tired tho, so gonna update you guys more later.

    Tuesday, September 6, 2011

    200 pages

    I just read 200 pages in a book. It's been a while since i last read something other than chat text, articles or blogs posted on the internet. I think the last full book I read was the last harry potter one back in 2007. And something I had forgotten is just how easy it is to read. How immersed you become in the book. That for a brief period of time, that book becomes just as real and alive as the world we live in. It's fun to read :)

    In other news, still feeling ill and tired, so this update gonna be pretty short. The words just don't come as easily when you're tired. And the words that does come out, you end up repeating. In fact, this is it. Be well all.

    Oh btw, the book is Duma Key by Stephen king. Love his books.

    Another day, another lesson

    Literally. I think I'm coming down with something, so all I've done today is attend another college class, learning such trivial things such as how to search a database. Like we don't know how to use Google. Came home and more or less slept the rest of the day.

    What is this? I don't even...
    Anywho, going to watch The Adjustment Bureau and get some sleep. Got some group thing tomorrow as well, so I hope I'll sleep off this illness. Be well everyone!

    Saturday, September 3, 2011

    How to make Chili con carne (The Cray way)

    Ok, say that you're sitting infront of your computer. And you fancy some chili with beans in it. Well, fear not, because Cray is here to teach you all how to make it! Cray style! Just a warning thought: I'm not a real cook. And most of my cooking consist of frying different items in very hot oil. So I'm just making this up while I go along.

    Ok, first thing you'll need is some ground beef. And a pot. The pot is quite essential. Now you just take some butter, put it in the pot, heat it until it's fry worthy, and put the meat in there.

    The more the better!
    Stir it around until it looks all good and stuff. You know, like brown. Then it's time for the crushed tomatoes. Just pour it right in there and stir it all around.

    It looks like something died in there.
    Add some spices! And with some, I mean a shitload of spices!

    Remember to stir like the Japanese! Guide here!
    Now all you have to is to wait around 7 minutes. I usually take this time to contemplate on the big mysteries of life. Like why we are alive, how to merge the two theories about relativity and where the fuck my can opener is. 
    A screw driver works just as well
    Seriously, I always loose that thing. Anywho, when your 7 minutes are up, you're probably a much wiser person. This means that it's time to add them beans! 

    Stir them up nicely and let boil for another 3 minutes or so. Try to remember if you forgot something.

    I also added some onions in there. Forgot to mention that. After adding all the stuff we're almost done. Now it's time for some good ol' tasting. Just make sure that the... whatever it is we're making is spicy enough. 

    At first I though it was really okay. But then I remembered that I wasn't a 12 year old girl. So I added some more chili.

    And then even more chili!



    And then you're done! This is about the time you realize that you forgot to put on the rice. Make sure to find another pot and add 3 parts rice to 5 parts water and let it boil for like... forever. Rice takes a really long time to get done. It's not even funny.

    When the rice is all non-crunchy, it's done. Serve and enjoy your food!

    Then remember that you don't even like chili nor beans and go fry up some fries. Server with some sweet & sour sauce in an egg cup. And you're done! For real this time.

    I could eat this 24/7

    Well, that's all from me this evening. Be well.


    Food is expensive. Most of you probably knew that. And so did I. But still, I wanted to put it out there. Bought around 5 kilos of french fries today, and a couple of liters of oil, and it was like $15! That's just too much for some sliced potatoes and something extracted from one of the most abundant plants on the planet. But I bought it anyway. I'm a sucker for fried food. And it'll probably be gone in a week.

    Anywho, other than wasting money on food, I haven't done much today. Woke up with another migraine attack. Took some pills and slept to the afternoon. Went shopping, got home, and mostly spent my time in bed popping more pills.

    So instead of going on about my totally uneventful day, tell me about your day! What did you do today?

    Thursday, September 1, 2011

    Migraine night.

    Contrary to popular belief I do have interest beyond alcohol, sex and drinking said alcohol. And no, it's not drugs. But since it's migraine night for me, and I'm not very good at stringing together sentences right now, I thought that I'd just share some of said interest with you right now!

    First up is This is a site offering some of the funniest articles I've ever encountered on the web. May it be a list of scientific reasons a zombie apocalypse could happen right now or how to improve your efficiency they always crack me up. I guess that's why it's called cracked.

    Next on the list is actually several different sites covering more or less the same thing. Starcraft 2 Live Streams! I'll just make a list of the top the favorites in this genre with a quick explanation to each of them

    1. Destiny. Destiny, or Steven Bonnell, is probably the best streamer out there. Perfect mix of sarcasm and seriousness. Definitively the most fun to watch even thought he plays the wrong race.
    2. Day[9]. A former broodwar top player, now giving fun tips and tactics to all the new players of SC2. He's quite quirky. Just check him out in one of my earlier posts dancing to trumpets here.
    3. PsyStarcraft. Real fun to listen to, especially when he trolls or rages, but in a fun way.
    And the last thing I'm going to link to is xkcd. It's a web comic with stick figures. Probably one of the best web comics there is. It's like... no I can't explain it. xkcd is something you'll have to experience for yourself.

    Well that's all from me this evening. I'm going to get some sleep so I don't need to think about my head any more. Besides, I got college classes like 9 am tomorrow. I haven't been up that early for ages. Be well everyone.

    Monday, August 29, 2011

    Horses don't have souls.

    Have you ever looked a horse in the eye? Having that black, soulless, void starring back at you? I have. I could feel it trying to trap me. Feed on me. Trying to fill that gaping, metaphysical hole in its body with the life force of my own. So I said to it: "If you let me live, I'll help you. I'll bring others to you. They won't see it coming." The horse agreed and let me go. So, anyhow, have you guys seen my horse? He's pretty cool.

    In other news: First day at being back at school. It went by pretty quick, was just some information and registration. And when I got home I got a nice surprise in the mail. A letter from Google. They said that they loved my blog so much that they had decided to give me a gift-card of $110 just so I could advertise it better.

    Thank you Google!
    I think that was pretty darn nice of them. Well, that was my day. It doesn't really happen much when you're sober. And horses truly are scary. Be well!

    Sunday, August 28, 2011

    Free rave party. Courtesy of nature.

    So picture this: You sit up at night. At 4 am. Everything is perfectly normal. But what's that? Something flashing in the sky? At first you think that you're just imagining things and go back to what you were doing. Which in my case was totally not porn. And then it happens again. But way worse. The sky lights up like God was playing with his new strobe light. Then there's the thunder. This continues for 30 minutes. The power went out after 15.

    I think this was the first time in my life that I've seen so much lightning in so little time. I mean, I could move around in my apartment, even though it was pitch dark due to the power being out, due to the flashes lighting it up with regular intervals. It was awesome.

    And now to the cigarette bending trick. BerserculesMark and DWei had it right. I'm a wizard bitches!

    Behold my awesome powers!
    So now you know. Other powers include making whiskey strangely disappear and hats to look photoshoped. I don't even need any tiger blood.

    Until next time readers. Be well 

    Saturday, August 27, 2011


    So last night went exactly as planned. I drank some scotch, some beer, some bourbon and similar things. Managed to get VIP somewhere there in the mist. Got down to the club and got even drunker.

    So there's that. I've described enough of my drunken adventures for you guys to get the picture. Something that's been bothering me all day thought, except for my hangover that is, is that it's 2011 and we still don't got any of those cool things we saw in hacker movies. Like 3D file managers, holograms, awesome technomusic every time you do something on the computer or laser swords. Not sure how laser swords fit in there but I want them. Something I don't want from them movies thought, which they seem to love, is terminal programs. God those were just awful.

    No mouse support? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
    And last but not least. My cigarette bending trick. But instead of just telling you how to do it I was thinking that I'd make it more of a game. I'll show you what the result looks like and the first one to figure out how I do it gets an honorable mention on my blog.

    It's all bendy and smokable!
    Not the best picture I know, but you get the... picture. Heh, I need to learn more words. Cray out

    Friday, August 26, 2011

    Last party of the summer

    This is it guys. The last party for the summer. And I'm going to go all out. Going to head out soon to buy me some whiskey, some beer and some new hair wax. And then it's drinking time. If I don't wake up in a ditch or in jail tomorrow, I've done something wrong. And well, that's it really.

    Tune in next time to learn such amazing party tricks like bending a cigarette without breaking it and other glorious things!

    Thursday, August 25, 2011


    Well.  I'm pretty tired due to have been up all night discussing such important matters as the greenhouse effect on Venus, how earth would be affected if Jupiter turned into a star from a gas giant, and why we'll never be able to terraform Mars. Discussions on the internet are serious business. Or at least that's what I try to tell myself when I wake up around 4 in the afternoon.

    So what else is new in the life of cray? Not much really. Mostly been hanging about in my room depressed over the fact that the summer is over and university starts up again on Monday. And that means no more drinking for me. Well, except at the after-exam parties. And before-exam parties. And the weekend parties. But aside from that... nothing.

    To sad about this to even express it with words. So are just going to leave this video here to do the expressing for me.

    Be well all. Cray out

    Monday, August 22, 2011

    Migraine again

    Well, I got a migraine once again. So I'll just do what I always do evenings like these, and share some fun clips from YouTube, instead of giving you a real post.

    First one up is one of my oldest favorites. This is a video we've quoted many times while being drunk. And when I say "quoted" I actually mean "screamed out to the top of our lungs while doing the hand movements" +1 if you manage to figure out which line we quote the most.

    Following up on that one, not trying to die from laughter, I present to you a clip that might require a special taste. But I find it hilarious. It's a japanese power rangers spoof. It's really well made and got a lot of funny moments. And although it's in japanese it got some english subs on it, so it should be alright.

    And since I can't think of any more funny clips on top of my mind I'll just leave you with this beautiful tune I found by browsing my follower list here on blogger. I can't really remember who posted it first, but whoever it was, he got a good taste in music!

    Make sure to watch it in 1080p. Well, that's all from me this evening. Take care you all and be well.

    Sunday, August 21, 2011

    Worst tanning place ever.

    Ever wondered how it feels like being cooked alive? Well I haven't. But somehow I got to experience something very similar to that just recently anywho. It all started yesterday really. My mate and I decided to go clubbing. For real this time. So whiskey was bought, VIP-passes to the biggest place in town was fixed, and alcoholic beverages were drunk. Only bad thing about this totally awesome night was that I managed to step in the only puddle of water for miles on the way down there. And with puddle I mean treacherous hidden sinkhole filled with water. It was so deep it probably had it own ecosystem down there. Needless to say my foot, and part of my leg, got drenched. But i was drunk so I didn't really care. The rest of the night progressed like they usually do with some drinking, dancing and winking at girls. Only thing out of the ordinary was that the security guard seemed high and asked if I was related to the prince of Sweden. I told him that I was and he let me pass.

    But anything that goes up must come down eventually. Which leads me to today. I woke up around 12 pm or so and the first thing that I asked myself was if something had crawled into my mouth and died. The second thing was why my friend were blasting music like he just figured out that his amplifier goes up to 11. So I decided that the best thing to do was to wake up, take a smoke, and then jump on the next bus home So that I could get some real sleep. Said and done. 

    After being home for like an hour or so, just watching different TV-shows and drinking huge amounts of water, I got the crazy idea that I wanted go tanning. Probably because my sis, who was visiting, said "hey, lets go tanning" and I said "fine, whatever".  So we go to this place I've never been to before, thinking that i'd be like my regular place. It was not. First lemme tell you about my regular place. It's in a girls gym, so there's always a cute girl working in the reception. You pay for your room, which is fairly large, with it's own shower, huge fan, huge mirror and even a hairdryer. I never use the hairdryer myself, but it's a nice touch. But the most important thing is that the rooms are always cool. Like, temperature wise. Tanning there is very relaxing, like going to a spa or something. Now let me tell me about this other place. First of all, it's fully automated, so you go in using a card, and then enter this incredibly warm room. There's like a couch where you wait for one of the seven tanning booths to get available. I was gonna write rooms first, but those things are way too small to be called that. So it was either booths or torture chambers. Anywho, it's incredibly warm and smells of that tanning smell you get, just in the lobby. So I'm like, "well, they probably got a fan or something inside the booth". They didn't. I paid for my time using some automated coin thinge, went inside my booth, and started the machine. The room/booth was like 2x3 meters, so it didn't take long for the 2400w of ultraviolet light to warm up the booth like an oven. That, and the fact that I was hungover made me sweat like a pig. I actually had to go up and dry myself and the table off once, after like 15 min, due to sweating like a pig. Another 15 min and the time was final up. But I wasn't up for anything. Took me another five just to get my pants and shit on. Felt like I was going to die. 

    So today's tip is: Don't go tanning when you're hungover. And don't visit places that's trying to kill you due to heat exhaustion.

    That's all from me today. Be well

    Thursday, August 18, 2011

    How to fix your hair.

    Something I've noticed, both in my real life, and browsing the internet, is that people don't know how to fix their hair. This saddens me because how you choose to wear your hair makes a huge difference. It's one of the first things you notice when you see someone. So I've decided to make a guide for all of you who want to know how to fix your hair. Cray style.
    This could be you. If you eat your vegetables.
    First things first. This look will work best for guys between 15-55 with short to medium long hair. It involves a lot of hard work, sweat and tears, but it'll be worth it. Probably. Well, let's get this thing started. First thing you have to do...

    This is what hobos look like.
     ...holy shit! What is that thing on your face?! Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    Warning: Shaving might give you a tan.
    Ah, that's better. Like I said, first thing you'll have to do is to wash your hair. This is a very important step and can't be jumped over. Don't worry though, water is mostly harmless, and it'll be over fairly fast.

    If your hair looks anything like mine, You'll look like a soaked farm boy when you get out. It's not an ideal look, even if the show Smallville tried to make it sexy for over 8 seasons, but fear not. It'll look better once it has dried.

    Or maybe not. It kinda looks worse, doesn't it? Anywho, straighten that shit to submission. Easiest way to do this is to use a flat iron. It's a very inexpensive and good tool for any man to have really. I keep mine next to my fire-ax and power tools.

    Make sure you've straighten everything so that it's nice and even. Next step is to apply some hair vax. I prefer one that's extremely hard but doesn't shine. I'm using something called "E+46 XTREME FIBER" but since the can also says "made in Sweden" I'm doubtful if you can find it elsewhere. So just find something that's very strong but not shiny. Shiny makes it gay.

    When you apply the wax it's important that you take a click and spread it evenly over your fingertips. You should then work your fingers backwards through your hair like you're trying to look like Einstein or something. Make sure you apply the wax from the bottom and distributed evenly up so that you get a nice foundation. Also do this on the sides and back, always going the opposite way of how your hair lies normally.

    If you're successful it should now look something like this. The more you look like a mad man who's just escaped from an insane asylum, the better job you did.

    The last step is to just pull down your hair again, using both hands, in a forward motion, so that it lies like it normally would. And you're done!

    Put on a some accessories and a nice shirt and you're done! If you got dark hair like me, and a nice tan, I'd recommend a white shirt or t-shirt to give your look some contrast. And some designer shades to hide your eyes. Makes it a bit more mysterious and/or cool. This look is perfect if you want to pick up girls, go clubbing or just want to look awesome while going shopping.

    Well, that's my guide on how to look like Cray. I hope I inspired some of you to try a new hairstyle, and if not, at least I got to take a lot of pictures of myself. So either way it's a win/win.

    Tune in tomorrow for another epic post my me on a subject I haven't decided on yet! Be well.