Sunday, September 18, 2011

Harry Potter X Twilight fanfics?

I was thinking the other day about popular media. My exact thoughts went something like "This shit is huge. How do I cash in on this?" After careful consideration it finally hit me. Harry Potter fanfics! Of the erotic kind. I mean, the sexual innuendo is already there. All you have to do really is exchange wand with wang. And I got enough sexual encounters to accurately describe the more intimate parts. Sure, I'll have to wing it when it comes up to Harry snuggling with Malfoy while Ron is holding a magical camera. And down many glasses of alcohol. But it'll totally be worth it. Throw in some sparkling vampires and a couple of justin beibers in there and the teenage girls will flock to my fanfic site by the millions! Perhaps even billions!

"Oh Harry, please be gentle with my wand"

So what do you guys think? Best idea ever or what?

20 comments:

  1. haha you could be onto something!

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  2. Preposterous. Though people will read anything and gain pleasure from anything nowadays, so it's plausible to an extent.

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  3. I like the idea! :D

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  4. This is a sadly amazing idea. It must already have been done. But I'm not too sure how you'll make money, the girls will be too busy reading the fan fics and doing whatever horrible deeds it is that they do to it, to notice ads or anything.

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  5. if you look around the interwebs there's already a video mashup that makes harry and ron look like gay lovers.

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  6. Slash fanfic of Harry Potter and Twilight. I really don't know what to say to be honest.

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  7. mmmm somehow i dont really think is a good idea but still same as gizmo said probably its worth to try =3

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  8. that's just hilarious LOL~ ^_^ oh here's a clue they say "aloha mora" and the zipper unzips itself LOL~

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  9. How about hermione and luna snuggling up.

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  10. Harry Potter fanfic, please.
    Preferably including Snape.

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  11. Listen to me very carefully: I want you to do it! XD

    Anyhow, dude, I featured you in my post today. Just sayin'. :D

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  12. Oh... God. Well, there's not much to say after this. Teenage girls is a very profitable market..

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  13. when you do this... tell me when its over so i dont get more nightmares ^^

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  14. Brillient! If you don't do it I'll rip you off and do it myself!

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  15. ahah, pretty cool idea indeed. i think you should take it further!

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  16. It would have been an excellent idea. Except that in the internet community, there is nothing that has not already been done.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/Harry_Potter_and_Twilight_Crossovers/224/2458/

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