Thursday, August 18, 2011

How to fix your hair.

Something I've noticed, both in my real life, and browsing the internet, is that people don't know how to fix their hair. This saddens me because how you choose to wear your hair makes a huge difference. It's one of the first things you notice when you see someone. So I've decided to make a guide for all of you who want to know how to fix your hair. Cray style.
This could be you. If you eat your vegetables.
First things first. This look will work best for guys between 15-55 with short to medium long hair. It involves a lot of hard work, sweat and tears, but it'll be worth it. Probably. Well, let's get this thing started. First thing you have to do...

This is what hobos look like.
 ...holy shit! What is that thing on your face?! Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Warning: Shaving might give you a tan.
Ah, that's better. Like I said, first thing you'll have to do is to wash your hair. This is a very important step and can't be jumped over. Don't worry though, water is mostly harmless, and it'll be over fairly fast.


If your hair looks anything like mine, You'll look like a soaked farm boy when you get out. It's not an ideal look, even if the show Smallville tried to make it sexy for over 8 seasons, but fear not. It'll look better once it has dried.

Or maybe not. It kinda looks worse, doesn't it? Anywho, straighten that shit to submission. Easiest way to do this is to use a flat iron. It's a very inexpensive and good tool for any man to have really. I keep mine next to my fire-ax and power tools.


Make sure you've straighten everything so that it's nice and even. Next step is to apply some hair vax. I prefer one that's extremely hard but doesn't shine. I'm using something called "E+46 XTREME FIBER" but since the can also says "made in Sweden" I'm doubtful if you can find it elsewhere. So just find something that's very strong but not shiny. Shiny makes it gay.


When you apply the wax it's important that you take a click and spread it evenly over your fingertips. You should then work your fingers backwards through your hair like you're trying to look like Einstein or something. Make sure you apply the wax from the bottom and distributed evenly up so that you get a nice foundation. Also do this on the sides and back, always going the opposite way of how your hair lies normally.


If you're successful it should now look something like this. The more you look like a mad man who's just escaped from an insane asylum, the better job you did.


The last step is to just pull down your hair again, using both hands, in a forward motion, so that it lies like it normally would. And you're done!


Put on a some accessories and a nice shirt and you're done! If you got dark hair like me, and a nice tan, I'd recommend a white shirt or t-shirt to give your look some contrast. And some designer shades to hide your eyes. Makes it a bit more mysterious and/or cool. This look is perfect if you want to pick up girls, go clubbing or just want to look awesome while going shopping.


Well, that's my guide on how to look like Cray. I hope I inspired some of you to try a new hairstyle, and if not, at least I got to take a lot of pictures of myself. So either way it's a win/win.

Tune in tomorrow for another epic post my me on a subject I haven't decided on yet! Be well.

40 comments:

  1. lol it's a nice guide, and you do look good, but my hair is pretty long. I'm not sure if it's gotten as long as it did after I grew it for four years yet again or not (I still regret that haircut) but about the only thing I can do with it is wash it, comb it, and tie it back.

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  2. No matter how I cut my hair,or how much gel/clay/mousse/whatever I use, it doesn't work. I have accepted my place in society amongst those who have distinctly average hair.

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  3. This post right here, so much truth and insight. I used to just buzz my head, mostly because I'm a cheap sob that refuses to pay for a haircut. I still am, but i run a fade with a number 4 and number 3 then do the top with scissors and leave enough length that i can play with, i still hate gel/wax though so it usually just ends up looking average at best a few hours after i get out of the shower.

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  4. i always look good. so no need for that :P

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  5. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH första bilden utan solglasögon var ju söt

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  6. my hair always look good until I got outside and the wind hits it and goes everywhere, even with wax/gel in it, its frustrating haha!

    I usually wear a hat till I am inside a place, go to the toilet and style how it should be!

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  7. cant use this guide because my hair almost reaches my ass ^^

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  8. Haha no need to pay for the barbers any more !

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  9. Great guide. Some people really need to learn this stuff

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  10. Meh. I haven't cut my hair in two years, and haven't shaved in one. :D

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  11. What if your bald?
    Me I go for the hobo look!

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  12. i have the same problem as above, i spend time doing my hair only for it to get blown to shit as soon as i go outside.

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  13. I'm liking what I'm seeing, mainly because I do a very similar thing with my hair. I don't need to tell you that it looks awesome.

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  14. I fix my hair literally the exact same way you do.

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  15. Nicely done. One of these days, I swear I'm going to get so frustrated at constantly fixing my hair that I'm going to shave it all off. Go all chrome-dome.

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  16. Started to cut my hair quite short because I couldnt be bothered doing something like this in the morning, looks good though.

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  17. What sinclair said, too much hair fixing, too much hassle...-_-

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  18. i use a product called jew which keeps my hair in a perfect fro.

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  19. cool tips, I love my hair(looks like Bob Dylan's hair), and somedays is very hard to control the hair.

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  20. Don't think most of this would work for my hair

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  21. Yo are so BRO'ed up. I just want to bro you!

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  22. Hair is way to short to actually try this, but damn, I would love to be able to pull this off!

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  23. I have no idea how to take care of my hair, so I just keep it short.

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  24. Looks a lot better than my hair after my shower.

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  25. awesome post! It really made my day. ^___^
    -yeah, must agree! white shirt makes a guy look so damn sexy =)) (for my friends. hehe)

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  26. anyway, fixing my hair is kinda pretty tiring and time consuming..so, what I usually do after shower is, let it dry,comb and tie =)

    -so, most of my friends would complain, "Mai? why aren't you fixing your hair? don't you have someone to show off to?" lol..

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  27. Its amazing how just a few minutes of prep can dramatically alter everyone's look.

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  28. Nice tutorial the results were freaking amazing. I would love to see more tutorials.

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  29. Really good article... entertaining to read.

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  30. haha jag vet! hann aldrig ta bilder igår, vart stressigt x) ha en bra kväll dude!

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  31. i like hairstyles i want to say that i can serme whole life to the hairstyles i can hairstyles easily do this i like it.hairstyles are a primitive one and often linked with the popular and demanding styles in 60s and 70s both in men and women. A parallel hairstyles approach is still followed for girls and women in modern hairstyles amazing hairstyle with a little hairstyles for prom untidy that confers a rock & roll look to your hair. This curly hairstyles. style has gone through slight changes over the time. Unlikely to older styles.

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