Monday, August 29, 2011

Horses don't have souls.

Have you ever looked a horse in the eye? Having that black, soulless, void starring back at you? I have. I could feel it trying to trap me. Feed on me. Trying to fill that gaping, metaphysical hole in its body with the life force of my own. So I said to it: "If you let me live, I'll help you. I'll bring others to you. They won't see it coming." The horse agreed and let me go. So, anyhow, have you guys seen my horse? He's pretty cool.

In other news: First day at being back at school. It went by pretty quick, was just some information and registration. And when I got home I got a nice surprise in the mail. A letter from Google. They said that they loved my blog so much that they had decided to give me a gift-card of $110 just so I could advertise it better.

Thank you Google!
I think that was pretty darn nice of them. Well, that was my day. It doesn't really happen much when you're sober. And horses truly are scary. Be well!

34 comments:

  1. Okay that was a pretty cool thing Google did lol. Pretty cool :) I like horses but they do have soulless eyes. If horses dream, I don't want to know what they dream about.

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  2. Congrates on the gift card from google!

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  3. I got one 75$ one and a 100$ one. But I never get to use it.

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  4. aw why do you think horses don't have a soul? i love them so much :)

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  5. Gz bro! Im still following, your blogs awesome.

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  6. Horses dream about absorbing the souls of other creatures with black magic to fill their metaphysical void. Or hay - one or the other.

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  7. I get Adwords cards every once in a while for $100 too. It makes me happy :)

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  8. I for one welcome our new horse overlords :D ...gotta love futurama.

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  9. That's excellent news I'm sure it will come in handy!

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  10. My family used to own a horse. Actually, a couple. They were beautiful. :)

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  11. Thats so awesome you got a 110$ card from google! I didn't know they did that..

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  12. It's %a proven scientific fact that upwards of 20% of horses are demon possessed

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  13. oh my gosh! that is awesome Mike :)

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  14. you are sick (måste hänga med här och skriva på eng)

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  15. I got the gift card from google as well, pretty nice of them

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  16. Horses are hilarious, I think they're among the funniest animals to look at.

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  17. very intersting stuff, i look forward to reading more in the future. Will follow.

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  18. i got that gift card too.
    but i don't give a shit :)

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  19. wow. That's great! Damn you google. I wan't one too!
    Horses are cool btw. Never really looked into their eyes though.

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  20. Yeah, I got one of those cards too. Hesitant to use.

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  21. Whoa that's awesome you are getting free stuff from google. Congrats.

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  22. i got that free card twice, never redeemed it, should have sold it on ebay ^^

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  23. Congrats on the card, told you this blog would do well!! haha As for horses I like them XD and its always been my ambition to buy one some day and learn to ride it

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  24. Man, after reading your post '' the amazing horse '' song is stuck in my mind.

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  25. you are a friggin idoit, I am a horse trainer and most horses have more compassion and "soul" in them than people, just because you don't take the time to understand something doesn't make it any less significant.

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  26. Lol Kelly. Trolled so hard, she doesn't even know it.

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  27. horses most definatly have souls, every living thing does, you do dont you?

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